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Ben Griffin

December 5, 2022
You Can’t Read 100% of the Articles I Don’t Write

Encounter new proverbs and experiment with times and places to say them.   Ah, the English language. The language of Shakespeare, science, America, the unnecessary letters of Q and X, and weird proverbs that make no sense. Who’s to say what they mean, who said them first, or why other people decided they would say the […]

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December 1, 2022
Algorithms Upon Algorithms

Spotify can tell you more about your friends than your friends can.   Sometime soon, Spotify will release “2022 Wrapped,” this year’s report on your favorite genres, artists, and songs. [1] Especially for those of us who struggle to describe the type of music we like, Spotify’s data mining puts into words what we could only […]

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November 17, 2022
Look at That Thing I’m Pointing at Over There!

Perusing these practical tips will get you through Thanksgiving smoothly when things get political or personal.   The irony of Thanksgiving is that many of us are more grateful that it’s over than we are during the holiday itself, and it’s all because of adversarial friends and family members. You know the ones, they’re the relatives […]

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November 10, 2022
I Am Once Again Asking About Multitasking

Some say it’s impossible to multitask. I say, just multi-ask and I’ll show you how it’s done via a series of happy and helpful tips to help you further optimize the spreadsheet schedule that has become your life.   The plight of the 21st century citizen is having too much to do with too little time […]

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November 3, 2022
Music Minor Music Reviews 

Taylor Swift’s newest album came out October 21, 2022. An album like this has major implications for your social life and conversation in the next month, so let me tell you about it. [1]  Swift’s top five songs on Spotify right now are “Anti-Hero,” “Lavender Haze,” “Snow On The Beach (feat. Lana Del Rey),” “Maroon,” […]

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October 27, 2022
Self-guided ASMR: Fall Edition 

ASMR for the fall season. The sun is setting, leaves are turning, school is starting, and tingles are tingling.   Welcome back to the first episode of Collegentlewhispers, sponsored by The Collegian. This episode will be self-guided. Anything between asterisks is the action you perform, while all the other text can either be read silently or […]

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