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Fall and The Office

October 27, 2022
Ashley Herber
By Ashley Herber

Howdy howdy! Thanks again for joining the Collegian this week for our fall themed issue. In this issue you can read about Dr. Westerbeck’s cozy fall recipe, overall tips for surviving fall, the best places to see fall colors, a fall themes ASMR humor column, an article about mental health as the weather gets colder, and an update on the golf team in an interview with Casey Shearer.

Be sure to also do our crossword (the first person to dm our Instagram a picture of the completed crossword gets a free drink at the Atlas).

Also, we are bringing back Verbatim! Simply dm the Instagram or email the Collegian any funny or out of pocket things your professors say, and we will publish them in our print issue coming out during review week. Can’t wait to see what you all submit!

As you all finish up mid-terms, I thought you might enjoy a few quotes from the office to both inspire and entertain.


For when you are wondering what to do:

“Before I do anything, I ask myself, “Would an idiot do that?”  

and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.” —Dwight Schrute 


For those internship interviews: 

“I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.”

—Michael Scott  


For daily affirmations during midterms: 

“I am Beyonce—ALWAYS!!” —Michael Scott 


For when your teacher fails you: 

“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you.” —Kelly Kapoor 


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